Things Overheard in Primary

Sunbeam (while laying on the floor during singing time): Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

5 year old (while coloring in class {and in a Batman voice}): Get over here Tastyface!

Sunbeam (during sharing time) farted SO loud that his bumcheeks flapped on his seat- the whole room went crazy. And the primary presidency could not get them back. It was hilarious.

Mom Jeans

The other day I saw mom jeans that had no butt pockets. I don't understand how moms can get around without pockets. 

I don't.

Missionary Brother

The other night I had a dream that Elder Jonathan came home and was crazy. 

Like bouncing off the walls crazy. 

Like we have to pay him $5 to sit still for 5 minutes crazy. 

Like he reverted to his 3 to 15ish year old self crazy.

Weird.

We find out tomorrow if he did!

I bet he didn't.