Dangit

I guess I should resign myself to the fact that I'm going to have snot on my shirt for the next several years. 

Gross.

Dangit.

Double GROSS.

Good thing I love him.

A Few Things

Riding your longboard down the middle of the road, stupid.

Wearing dark clothes as you longboard down the middle of the road, REALLY STUPID.

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Did you know that I'm an Oreo connoisseur?

Truth.

Here are my 3 favorite Oreo varieties, in order:

Halloween

Lemon

Double Stuf

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Favorite Holidays:

Independence Day

Liz Day (obviously)

Thanksgiving

Halloween

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I'm sure there's something else, but it will come later. I'm sure.

Things Overheard in Primary, Vol. 2

5 year old (in our class closing prayer): I hope that nobody don't get in wrecks.

5 year old (while coloring after the lesson [we were giving the people on the paper 'happy faces']): His eyes are big as EYEBALLS! I mean bowling pins! I mean BOWLING BALLS!!!

5 year old (apparently hearing about Jesus' crucifixion for the 1st time): But why did he die? 

Because they killed him? 

But why did they kill him? 

Because they didn't like him or the things that he was doing. 

That is SOOOOO SOOOOOOO MEAN! 

Yeah, it is. It's not fair, is it? 

NO!

Memories

Can we just enjoy the fact that these are the first two things I remember about my Matthew?

1. He was bagging at the check stand next to me and tried to make me smile. I totally shut him down. And then he didn't talk to me for a few months.

2. He was in the break room drinking strawberry milk- GROSS. He then proceeded to tell me that it came from a cow on her period. DOUBLE GROSS.

I love that man.