Yummy Tummers = Rice Crispy Treats. I get it.
Million dollar idea: "Potty World. Kids flush to go down the slide."
"Mom, gotta go pod." AKA potty.
I'm sitting on the floor folding laundry, there's a couple used dryer sheets next to me.
"Uh, mom? Do sometimes clothes shed their old skin?"
L: "Does this pasume you?"
Me: "What does pasume mean?"
L: "It means you like it more better."
Outside at my mom's house, Me: "Where's Andrew?"
L: "He's in the courtyard."
M: "Where's the courtyard?"
L: "It's on the block."
There is no courtyard on the block. Or in the neighborhood.
L: "I'm a little jealous to go on the airplane."
Me: "Jealous? We're taking you with us... Do you mean nervous?
L: "Yes. Nervous."
L: "Dad, did you put gubble gum in you?:
Matt: "I don't know what gubble gum is."
L: "Its gum that tastes so good it wants to eat your heart!"
M: "Oh, then no."
"Graysone. You better make a fart before you start!"
"Mom, when you go to your lady parties, do you have a disco ball and a DJ?"
Bad word replacements: "Heck of a mother, son on a beach!" Whoops.
L: "Mom, we need to go fast!"
Me: "How fast?"
L: "As fast as a camel on Wednesday running to a birthday party at a castle 100 miles away!"
M: ?
"Its raining, its raining! The puddles are drawering, draining."
Watching Wonder Woman, "Whoa! She's stronger than an elephant on 3 legs!"
***HEART MELTERS***
Told him that all the stuff he has put into his play dough has ruined it, and that it needs to be thrown away. He cupped it in his hands and whispered to it, "I'm sorry I let you down play dough!" And then immediately started bawling.
