I'm Pretty Much the Coolest Person I Know.

Sorry everyone else, this was my contest and you never even stood a chance.

 

That said, this is why I'm the coolest.

That is a moustache pillowcase. With its own moustache.

Mustard and brown moustache fabric is obviously only complemented with a black moustache. Obviously.

I know a couple of people that would love to have this coveted moustache pillowcase. I think the Elder will be pleased.