Sunday, December 21, 2014

Things Overheard in Primary, Vol. 3

- 5 year previously told us that his dad was on the naughty list was giving a reason why, "Sometimes my dad tells us to go to sleep at night in a monster voice."

- Different 5 year old, in response to my teaching companion saying she had made homemade marshmallows for her family party, "I made some of that for my grandchildren!"
"... You have grandchildren?"
"Yes. Natalie and (some boy name... Don't remember). They loved it."

- Same 5 year old saying the closing prayer, " thank you for this day. And, and thank you for this day. And thank you for this beautiful day. Aaaaannnnnd, thank you for this day. And thank you for this good day."

Friday, November 28, 2014

Dangit

I guess I should resign myself to the fact that I'm going to have snot on my shirt for the next several years. 
Gross.
Dangit.
Double GROSS.
Good thing I love him.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

A Few Things

Riding your longboard down the middle of the road, stupid.
Wearing dark clothes as you longboard down the middle of the road, REALLY STUPID.

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Did you know that I'm an Oreo connoisseur?
Truth.
Here are my 3 favorite Oreo varieties, in order:
Halloween
Lemon
Double Stuf

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Favorite Holidays:
Independence Day
Liz Day (obviously)
Thanksgiving
Halloween

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I'm sure there's something else, but it will come later. I'm sure.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Things Overheard in Primary, Vol. 2

5 year old (in our class closing prayer): I hope that nobody don't get in wrecks.

5 year old (while coloring after the lesson [we were giving the people on the paper 'happy faces']): His eyes are big as EYEBALLS! I mean bowling pins! I mean BOWLING BALLS!!!

5 year old (apparently hearing about Jesus' crucifixion for the 1st time): But why did he die? 
Because they killed him? 
But why did they kill him? 
Because they didn't like him or the things that he was doing. 
That is SOOOOO SOOOOOOO MEAN! 
Yeah, it is. It's not fair, is it? 
NO!

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Memories

Can we just enjoy the fact that these are the first two things I remember about my Matthew?

1. He was bagging at the check stand next to me and tried to make me smile. I totally shut him down. And then he didn't talk to me for a few months.

2. He was in the break room drinking strawberry milk- GROSS. He then proceeded to tell me that it came from a cow on her period. DOUBLE GROSS.

I love that man.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Things Overheard in Primary


Sunbeam (while laying on the floor during singing time): Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

5 year old (while coloring in class {and in a Batman voice}): Get over here Tastyface!


Sunbeam (during sharing time) farted SO loud that his bumcheeks flapped on his seat- the whole room went crazy. And the primary presidency could not get them back. It was hilarious.

Mom Jeans

The other day I saw mom jeans that had no butt pockets. I don't understand how moms can get around without pockets. 
I don't.

Monday, October 6, 2014

Missionary Brother


The other night I had a dream that Elder Jonathan came home and was crazy. 
Like bouncing off the walls crazy. 
Like we have to pay him $5 to sit still for 5 minutes crazy. 
Like he reverted to his 3 to 15ish year old self crazy.

Weird.
We find out tomorrow if he did!

I bet he didn't.



Saturday, September 27, 2014

That Kid

Sometimes I wonder how old my husband is.
Like when he leaves the fridge wide open.
Or when I find him watching Frozen- by himself.
Or when he pouts because the banana bread is too hot to eat because I just. pulled. it. out. of. the. oven. 2. seconds. ago.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Ogden Temple

A couple weeks ago, we got to go to the Ogden Temple open house. It didn't work out that Matthew could go with us so I invited my mom to join instead.

The temple open house is basically a guided tour through the temple (before it is dedicated) that anyone can attend. You can see a lot of the rooms in the temple and there is information available to those who want to learn about the temple or the specific rooms that they guide you through. Generally, it is probably a once in a lifetime experience - but here in Utah over the last decade or so, we've been pretty spoiled. I've personally had the chance to go through at least 3.

As we were walking through, Lincoln saw me holding the hand rail on the stairs and tried to reach to hold it too. He's pretty funny.

It was a good day.



After you got through the temple, there was a tent with more info and displays and a place to ask questions and whatnot. Lincoln was really cooperative with pictures here:







Sometimes...

Sometimes you just need to be in bed for 11 hours. And after you do, you feel better about life. Weird. And when that happens, you have to give large props to your husband who kept the baby company so that you could sleep. 

Matthew's the boss.

Monday, September 15, 2014

No One Noticed

No one noticed that I hadn't bought Oreos in a long time. Like, so long of a time that I had forgotten when I bought them last. So I rewarded myself with a few... Packages. They were on sale, ok?! I even got some Halloween Oreos. Aka the best Oreos.

No one noticed that my garden is an utter failure this year. I'm pretty upset. My biggest pumpkin was about the size of a softball. Dangit. And someone freaking ate it!!

None of my bosses noticed that I almost QUADRUPLED my weekly sales last week. 
A 'Hey, good job!' would have been really nice today. 
I won't get one. At all.

High 5

I'm giving a large HIGH5 to Birch Creek Golf Course for having a nursing mother's room in their club house. Awesome. Even better, their nursing mother's room is larger than the one at the Salt Lake Temple! Splain that one to me. I wish I had noticed at the beginning of the day. That would have saved Lincoln and I both a lot of sweat.

We were there last week for the Shriners Golf Tournament. And we had fun.



And Lincoln decided to eat some grass.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Lemon Raspberry Cheesecake

This is a family favorite. And a mish-mash of a few recipes. And if I was Claudia, I would make my own delicious pie crust. BUT. Since I am not, I just use a Keebler's graham crust.

LEMON RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE (2 Pies)

Cheesecake Layer:
-2 Eggs
-2 Packages Cream Cheese
-¾ Cup Sugar
-1 teaspoon Vanilla
-1 Tablespoon Lemon Zest
               
Combine all ingredients together in a bowl. Beat well, until ‘fluffy’. Divide into 2 pie crusts, bake at 350* for 25-30 minutes.

Lemon Curd Layer:
-¼ Cup Cornstarch
-1 ½ Cup Sugar
-1 Cup Water
-½ Cup Lemon Juice
-2 Tablespoons Lemon Zest
-4 Eggs

Beat the eggs in a bowl, set aside.

In a medium sauce pan, mix cornstarch and sugar over medium heat for about 2 minutes. Remove from heat. Add the water and lemon juice to the sugar mixture and stir constantly. Once the sugar is completely dissolved and the mixture begins to thicken slightly, remove from the heat.

Add 2 Tbsp of the sugar mixture to the beaten eggs to temper them. Then add the tempered eggs into the sugar mixture. Put mixture back on medium heat and stir constantly for 3-5 minutes. Once the mixture has thickened nicely, remove from heat and spoon over the cheesecake.

*If you pour the lemon onto the cheesecake, it will split your cheesecake. DO NOT POUR THE LEMON ONTO YOUR CHEESECAKE. Spoon the lemon out onto the cheesecake.


Raspberry:
I've just used raspberry pie filling. If you have access to fresh raspberries or raspberry jam- it would be a lot cheaper and just as delicious!

I also don't have an appetizing picture. You'll just have to make it and find out.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Pretty Sure I'm Old

I just saw a commercial for a dishwasher. That looks like it SERIOUSLY cleans dishes. I found myself mesmerized by the tv. When I grow up, I want a dishwasher like that. 

I'm pretty sure that wanting a dishwasher makes me old.

6 Months

Baby Lincoln is now 6 months old!

He chews on his bottom lip. He did this a couple months ago, and then stopped for a while. Now he's doing it again. And it makes my life.

Also, best part: he is now payed off.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

The Day that Lincoln Came to Us: Liz’s Story

I finally wrote down my story of Lincoln's birth. Read at your own risk.

Early in the morning on 26 February 2014 (about 3 am) I was rolling out of bed to go to the bathroom when my water broke. That in itself was a weird experience. My eyes SHOT open and my brain started freaking out a little. I hurried to the bathroom and sat on the toilet for a while, even after I had finished going, there was liquid coming out for the next few minutes. I had to get up and wake Matt up so I grabbed a towel and woke him up.

I went in and shook his shoulder, said, ’Guess what, my water broke.’

‘WHAT?! Do we need to go to the hospital?!’

‘I don’t know. But I’m not having any contractions yet and I’m not in any pain yet. Let’s wait for a little bit.’ (for future reference, if your water breaks, you are supposed to GO TO THE HOSPITAL.)

We waited about half an hour. Matt took a shower, and made me a peanut butter sandwich. We got my stuff and headed out. By the time we got to the hospital, my contractions were about 2.5 minutes apart and I was in a lot of pain. I had to stop for a minute as I was walking into the hospital from the car because of a contraction. We checked in. I was asked all kinds of questions, most I had answered before. Was asked when I ate last; 3:30. ‘Really?’ YES. I knew I wouldn’t be eating for a long time as soon as I got here. 10 minutes from walking in the door to laying in a bed. Not too bad. About 4 am at this point. The nurse checked me, I was at a 4+.

By 5:15 am I was getting my epidural. The guy had me sit on the edge of the bed and lean forward. He put it in and I felt it go just to the right side- he had to readjust it to make sure it went to both sides. But. As soon as it started working, and after I had thrown up my peanut butter sandwich, I was able to relax. All pain went away and I only felt some pressure with the continuing contractions.

(I was cold and TIRED)

I was checked again and I was at a 5+. We were left to try to get some rest, we didn’t, and I was checked again in another hourish. The next time I was checked I was at a 9 and was told that in about an hour we would start pushing. My Doctor, Erica Smith, came in to check in and see how I was doing before I started pushing. (I had seen her the day before for an appointment. She had told me to come back soon so we could have a baby before she went out of town.) I told her, ‘I came back! Let’s have a baby!’

At 9 am, we started pushing. 2.5 hours later, and another throw up in there somewhere, still pushing. Matthew was a champ. Ice chips, water, kisses, hand holding, back rubbing, foot holding- best guy ever. The nurse asked me if I’d like her to talk to Dr. Smith about some help in getting him out. “YES please.’ Dr. Smith came up; I was given some options of help that could be given. ‘Last choice would be c-section.’ So we kept pushing for another half hour. And then Dr. Smith came up again and was ready for business. She put on a gown and a crazy plastic mask that covered her whole face and a little bit above to cover some hair. I’m pretty sure I thought it was overkill- until later. When she came back in a whole bunch more nurses came in too. Some NICU and some L&D. Dr. Smith told the NICU ladies that she thought the baby would be about 8 and a half. I heard this and asked, ‘POUNDS?! JERK!’ Not that I called Dr. Smith a jerk… Just yelled jerk in general. I guess Lincoln’s head was turned, he was looking sideways, she tried to turn his head and he turned it right back.

Dr. Smith pulled out the vacuum that she would use to assist in pulling out Lincoln as I was pushing. After a few minutes of using the vacuum, the suction broke and made the grossest ‘schluuuuupppppp’-ing sound and I felt a splatter of something on my leg and hand. I had my eyes closed- cause pushing is awful, and when I heard that gross noise I thought, ‘Did my baby’s head just pop off?!’ and decided to keep my eyes closed until he was actually out.

Another few minutes and some serious pushing later (all this while of pushing I just kept hearing [from the nurse, her assistant, Matthew, Dr. Smith, etc…] keep pushing!, push harder!, push one more time!, etc, etc….) I felt a weird sensation- his whole body MOVED DOWN! I felt his legs move across the inside of my belly. Baby boy was half way out!! One more push and there he was! They did a quick check on him-Matthew was in charge of taking a few pictures- and then they  put him in a blanket and put him on my belly.


I started crying. Because I was done. Because I was tired. Because he was finally in my arms. Because he was HUGE. Because I couldn’t believe that he had fit in my belly. Because he had a cone head. Because for a split second I thought I had ruined my baby and that he was ugly (that cone head did a real number on my mind). Because there was my Matthew and there was OUR LINCOLN!


I looked at Dr. Smith for a minute as she was stitching me up and what-not, and saw her mask- gross. There is a reason that she had that!

Lincoln and I had a little bit of time together while daddy Matthew went and told everyone that was waiting for us in the waiting room. And then they got to come meet sweet little Lincoln.

Hospital stay had ups and downs. Lincoln had too many heel pricks to check blood sugar and bilirubin levels. But then we finally got to go home. 


(Attractive...)

And our first night home was awful. Lincoln screamed almost the entire night. And Matthew was sick. The next couple weeks Lincoln and I slept in the family room. Me on the couch, him on his boppy pillow right in front of me. I had to make sure he ate at least every four hours because of the jaundice- so we also had a long couple of weeks. But as soon as we were done with the jaundice we were able to get into a routine and start actually getting sleep. And that is when I decided that I could start to enjoy being a mom. Now I know that I have the best baby ever.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

One Book Wonder

Having babies puts a damper on reading books. Sharmi agrees, I'm pretty sure. 

I finally finished the book I was reading to take a break from the HP's, but I'm not quite ready to go back to him just yet.

I need some suggestions for a one book wonder author to read next and then I'll get back to HP.

Help?

Red Cross

I donated blood last night. I haven't donated for about 2 1/2 years. And they've been calling me repeatedly to get me to come donate. (I have amazing blood. Duh.) It finally worked- so I finally donated again.

As I was sitting in the 'interview'-ish section I was asked how much I weighed and how tall I was; the lady got real excited when I told her. Apparently I currently weigh enough to donate double reds. (thanks a lot post-pregnancy body) I was told it would take about 10 minutes longer than a regular donation and would help twice as many people. What the heck, sure.

I'm glad I did it once, but I don't know if I will ever do it again. I was sure I was about to pass out almost half the time I was hooked up to the machine. My face and lips were tingling. Not my favorite.

But hopefully I saved some lives, right?

Saturday, June 28, 2014

A Few Thoughts

FIRST:
Yesterday as I was driving home from work, I saw a girl riding her bike. She was wearing a beanie with a hole in it for her ponytail to fit through. My first thought: GROSS. Second thought: GENIUS. But a little still gross.

SECOND:
I had something quippy to share. Now I cannot remember it. Crap. Hopefully I remember it.

UPDATE:
I just remembered my second thought.

I think I got 3 minutes of overtime this week. Those 75 cents are going to feel real good on my paycheck. (yes, I know how much I make per minute. [and how to calculate overtime.])

4 Months!

Chunk-tastic.
This kid recently has started chewing on his bottom lip, and he LOVES to shove his hands into his mouth. Pretty much his hands are almost always in his mouth.

We love him.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Mustard-Glazed Pork Tenderloin

We loved this. Made it twice in the past two weeks. You'll probably love it too.
Got it out of our Grill Book: GRILL MASTER.
We've been trying to grill about once a week. Only one bust so far.

Mustard-Glazed Pork Tenderloin
      2 Pork Tenderloins
      Glaze:
-1 Jar Red Currant Jelly (we used half a jar).
-2 Tbs Dijon, English, or other Spicy Mustard (we just used regular mustard/ I put a little chipotle seasoning in mustard for it).
      Marinade:                                                            
-1/2 Cup Soy Sauce
-1/4 Cup Packed Brown Sugar
-2 Tbs Dry Sherry (We used apple juice)
-1/2 Teas Garlic Powder
-1/2 Teas Ground Cinnamon

Mix all marinade ingredients in a bowl (we just made it in a ziploc bag that we were going to put the pork in). Place the pork in a large ziploc bag and pour in the marinade. Seal the bag closed, squish the marinade around the pork; refrigerate at least 4 hours. Overnight is best. (Ours ended up being in the marinade for 2 nights).

Remove pork from the fridge at least 30 minutes before grilling. Discard the marinade and pat the pork dry. (We did not pat the pork).

To make the glaze, in a saucepan over low heat, combine the jelly and mustard and heat until the jelly melts. Do not stir until just before the jelly has melted. Set aside at room temperature.

Prepare your grill for direct grilling over medium heat. Brush and oil the grill grate.

Place the tenderloins on the grill directly over the fire and cook until nicely grill-marked, 3-4 minutes. Roll them about one-quarter turn, brush the cooked side with the glaze, and cook for another 3-4 minutes. Roll and brush again, then continue in the manner for a total of about 15 minutes for medium. If the glaze begins to burn, move the tenderloins to the edge of the charcoal grill or lower the heat of your gas grill. The pork is ready when it feels fairly firm to the touch, or an instant-read thermometer inserted into the thickest part registers 145*. The internal temperature of the tenderloins will rise a few degrees as they rest.

Transfer the tenderloins to a cutting board, brush one more time with the glaze, and let rest for about 5 minutes. Slice on the diagonal against the grain and arrange the slices on a platter. Brush with any remaining glaze and serve at once!

Thursday, June 5, 2014

The World Needs More Della's

FACT.
 
My surrogate grandmother passed away at the beginning of April. (I'm very behind)
She had a really great way of making you know how much she loved you, even if she had just met you. I've known her all my life.
 
I remember staying at her house in Buena Park at one point, for I don't know what, but Danielle and I slept on the floor by her bed and we had borrowed some of her silky nightgowns. Best silky nightgown that ever existed.
 
She was present in every aspect of my life and I already miss her like crazy.
I'm glad that I got to spend time with her recently but I'm sad that Lincoln never got to meet her.
Something to look forward to.
 
[I can't find a picture of me and Della together :( I know that one exists somewhere. I have pictures of me at her house, in front of her house, with her son, at her family ranch, of her with other people at my wedding. But not one of us together! Dangit! MOM!]
 
P.S. She makes amazing treats.
 
 
Delicious Cakes


Baby Lincoln

Well in case you didn't know, this little man showed up at the end of February.
 
And this is what he looks like today.

We love him. And he loves his daddy.
 
Even though his daddy isn't very good at multitasking.



Thursday, March 20, 2014

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

I actually finished this one, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, at least a month ago. I just been busy. SO, without further ado...

Things I like about HP #5:
- Prof McGonagall's reaction to Prof Umbridge being in her class. Ignoring her, then angry: "Obviously I received it, <Umbridge's note telling McGonagall when she was coming> or I would have asked what you are doing in my classroom, . . ." "I wonder how you expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." She definitely put her in her place as only McGonagall can.
- The stairs that lead up to the girls' dormitory in the Griffindor tower turning into a slide when the boys try to go up. I knew that I had read this at one point! Glad to have found it again. Apparently you can read about it in Hogwarts, A History as well.
- How much Hermione hates and silently mouths off to Umbridge.
- Hermione's line to Ron: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
- Fred and George!
- Dumbledore's explanation of the blood charm that has protected Harry while he is living at his aunt's house: "But she took you. . . She may have taken you grudgingly, furiously, unwillingly, bitterly, yet still she took you, and in doing so, she sealed the charm I placed upon you. Your mother's sacrifice made the bond of blood the strongest shield I could give you."
- Grawp. And how much Hagrid loves him. And how much Grawp likes Hermione, and that he calls her Hermy.
- J.K. Rowling's description of Tonks: "She looked the youngest there; she had a pale heart-shaped face, dark twinkling eyes, and short spiky hair that was a violent shade of violet."
- Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place and how it gets to be hidden from anyone who doesn't already know it exists.
- Fred and George keeping things and creatures that they find throughout No. 12, Grimmauld Place to use in their Joke Shop creations.

- Dumbledore's wording, attitude, and attitude toward the ministry at Harry's hearing. "Then," said Dumbledore, quietly but clearly, "we must ask ourselves why somebody within the ministry ordered a pair of dementors into that alleyway on the second of August." And the way that he gets the ministry to do what they should have done but really don't want to.

Things I don't like about HP #5:
- Book Luna. Book Luna takes offense in situations that Movie Luna would continue on in her Loony obliviousness.
- Delores Umbridge.
- Percy's letter to Ron about being a Prefect. Smug {badword}.
- Umbridge taking away Quidditch. BOOOOO.
- How rude Umbridge is to Hagrid.
- Delores Umbridge.
- Kreacher.
- Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place and how it is Mrs. Black's house.
- That the members of 'The Order' will not talk about anything about The Order with any of the kids in the house. "'You're too young, you're not in the Order.'"
- Mrs. Weasley, "He's not James, Sirius!"
- Kreacher.
-Delores Umbridge.
- Harry's jealousy of Ron as a Prefect.

- Prefect Hermione against Fred and George's Joke Shop.
-Did I mention Delores Umbridge?

I feel like there were more dislikes, but this was all that I noted as I was reading. (Update: *I found the rest of my dislikes. There were more likes too. You're welcome.) I decided that I would need a short HP intermission after this one, so I will get back to them when I refinish The Hunger Games. But I'm also really busy, it may take a while.

Update:  I forgot to rate this one.
I give year 5 a 5/10. Its not my favorite HP. That's ok.

Much to Say

But first things first! 
HP, that would be you.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

It Feels a Little Bit Sacreligious

But.
I think I am over Kelly Clarkson.
I can't hardly listen to her anymore.
We had a good run Kelly, 2002-2014.